Rather than bartenders, we’re calling them butlers.

Could this week be any longer? 

“Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.” — Finley Peter Dunne. 

Totally f*n agree. 

Wait for it…..

Mikey Likes It- Ahhhh, that’s why you have to be 21 to drink.

The concept that a person becomes a full adult at age 21 dates back centuries in English common law; 21 was the age at which a person could, among other things, vote and become a knight. Since a person was an official adult at age 21, it seemed to make sense that they could drink then, too. I go with the old saying, old enough to die for the country, old enough to drink.

I never thought I needed Gaydar, my dog normally spots them for me. However for cheap try this handy dandy Gaydar keychain. Green means gay, yellow means heeey and red means stop stop stop. 

Forget Paris!

What the Phelps?  Please tell me there’s mom jeans!! Here's one Chic ho.