If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

I’m sorry fellas, you think our Cosmo is bad. Have you picked up Men’s Health? I love me some Women’s Health and occasionally like the tips from the Men’s Health mag, but the site makes me ROR.

Today’s top feature for WH –, “The Joy of Texting”…

For MH  – “Get her digits, up the incline, and avoid Visine”

I had no idea the mag was so vavavoom. I mean when I am looking for health news, my priority is not so much… 7 Signs She’s A Good Roll in the Hay. Eyemuffs fam - Coffee-ice-cream lovers—found to be dramatic, seductive, flirtatious—are most romantically compatible with strawberry fans.

I found a new daily inspiration site. Filed under, when keeping it real goes wrong.

"Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip then I'm slippin'."
- Dr. Dre, Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang

If someone came to me and said, "Don't let me get drunk tonight, because if I get drunk, then I'm going to be drunk..." My response would be, "Are you drunk?" 

Mikey Likes It – If I get the Tacky Camo wedding e-mail FWD again I could scream. Thankfully they have archived all of the classics on the TackyWedding site. Eat your heart out Jass. Going to the chapel of love cheap. 

This one could have been me. 

Ok look close at the pic below. 

Closer…. See that little paw in his nose? Lost in translation must mean Otter boogies? I am sure the Sun Maid gal is gonna be pissed when she see these. 

Cuz it's Friday batches!