If two past lovers can remain friends, its either they are still in love, or never were.

Eat it. 

Yes, Jessica. Today officially starts the 3 month hockey season, us Red Wings like to call the playoffs. And finally the sun has come out and people are definitely running crazy around here. I don’t think you understand just how miserable the weather has been this week. Indy finally got to work off some of that backend and he actually snored in his sleep last night. 

PS I wasn't feeling so hot today so I WebMD'd myself. Looks like it's my thyroid or type 1 diabetes. But we have ruled out Alzheimers. 

OK Andy loves this chick.  SNL’s Bittttch Pllleeeaze. 

Mikey Likes It – Move over rap artists and champagne! I bet the country crooners are all over this. Beer Soap! Talk about a bubble bath. 

So, with the Calf & Half Creamer, I see the udder as half full. Half full of mooomnomnom MOO MOO JUICE! 

I know you’ve had some bad weather my Ataliens, but hey it could be worse. How sad is that I actually remember seeing this on AFV, or that I just called it AFV.
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