YOU ARE SO STINKING CUTE I WANT TO HUG YOU AND NAME YOU GARY

It’s Friday bitches. And Norak is opening my pool today (sad face).

F You Penguin really bitch slaps Cute Overload.

Here we go. The silky fucking hen. What is this thing thinking when it goes outside every day? It's like David Bowie meets Tim Burton meets Colonel Sanders. Did you just step out into the light after a night of clubbing? CHICKENS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO COCAINE, SILKY HEN.

In other news:

Manny Ramirez gets 50 big ones, except this time it’s not followed by 000,000.

Brett Favre is suffering Alzheimer’s. He can’t seem to remember if he retired or not.

Duck you Anaheim. Wings tie-up series. Yes, soon Moose you can start tuning in. Babcock’s shift proves yet again why he is a brilliant coach.

Like volleyball? OK, well I suck at it. But Jessica has a fantabulous site you should check out. I hear she’s giving away a -shirt to the 10,000 visitor!

Cobb Atlanta Volleyball - Our mission is to teach each player the game of volleyball in a healthy environment. We strive to help each girl grow as an individual athlete as well as a team participant. Read more at Cobb Atlanta Volleyball here. 

Mikey Likes It – I am over Mikey’s sabbatical. Now it’s just getting ridiculous. If you have seen this person, please alert your local brewery.