Because it's not worth winning if you can't win big!

Shut the front door. Seriously I am in some serious pain here kids. Sorry, I want all the sympathy votes I can get.

BIG game tonight for the Wings. Please Moose, whatever you do, don’t turn it on. We have a chance to win the cup and media coverage around tonight’s game has been OK but I would really appreciate leaving the Hossa saga out of it. However, I do miss: During last season’s finals, Hossa, a trade deadline acquisition, led the Penguins in scoring. His 7 points on 3 goals and 4 assists were more than Sidney Crosby’s and Evgeni Malkin’s totals, and Penguins fans looked forward to having him for another run at the Cup.

I am sure CNN and other will cover NBA finals crap. And reason 7,890,998 NBC has crapped up the TV coverage for the cup. NBC will not rescind the game rights so that fans can show support at the Joe tonight. LAME. I am sure if Princess Crosby had it the other way, someone would figure out how to make it work.

Mikey Likes It –Speaking of cavities, this is too much. Fighting over a noodle cart, how prec’.

Sorry to go all Jack Hanna on you, but this cake takes the cake.  Omonomn Puff.