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Believe the hype. The first Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien was insanely funny. Canando did an amazing job. I enjoy his humor regardless, but he was spot on with the delivery. Circle! Circle! Circle!

Will Ferrell wasn’t too shabby as the opening guest.

And seriously, the overnight success of Chaco Taco must have been major.

The Beard is Back. A rough tradition around here this time of year. The Detroit Red Wings and their fans will celebrate a long-standing and unique hockey tradition by welcoming back their playoff beards as the Wings begin their defense of their 11th Stanley Cup Championship. Franzen gets my vote, his seems to be the having the most luck of the series. Show this to Cindy Crosby and his Backstreet Boys sideburns.

Mikey Likes It – SulAmérica Home Insurance’s latest client, Michael Vick.

Dog-O-Matic, the automatic dogwashing machine is one of many on a a list of The World’s 10 Weirdest Vending Machines. Anybody else curious about this torture chamber machine? How does the dog breathe in there? I’ve seen Indy try to get out from under the covers - this wouldn’t be pretty. “The longest part is the drying. The dogs don’t seem to get bored. They just sit there and they come out clean.” Sure looks like this pup is just hanging out?!

Also making the list, some of the richest and highest vending machines on the market. From the Rolls Royce-o-Mat to the Marijuana To Go. Is there a Marijuana Sit Down establishment we’re missing?

Things you might find in Carrie Bradshaw’s kitchen: