Yeah yeah, he looks pretty crappy.

Detest ze dentist. Not 1, not 3, not 7 and not even 8 shots were enough to numb me for my crown. I spent Saturday in some serious ‘uncomfortableness’ to say the least. I honestly quit counting shots after nine. The reasons why I needed that much juice is probably due to the amount of meanness I exert, but ‘Dr Nick’ said it was due to me being 1 out of 2,000 people with a wicked nerve in the right wrong place and a fast metabolism, which continued to burn off all the good stuff quickly. Regardless, the side effects of the shots included severe Chris Brown attack swelling, lethargy, irritability and crying at just about everything. Ahh, another day around my house.

I recovered Sunday for a really nice trail run and an hour of getting spanked at tennis. Damn you Fed, you make it look like fun. There is nothing wrong with a good public cry. Evidently I mimic the ol’ tw-hand Monica Seles swing. Blame softball.

And yes, the Wings aren’t exactly disappointed to have Datsyuk back on the ice. Nice fat penguin egg served up on Saturday. Thank you for not watching Moose, seriously.

We did win tickets to this weekend’s Red Bull Air Race. We were at a bar and you had to shoot a little paper airplane through 2 orange cones about 5 – 10 feet away from you. In order to win a ticket. We watched a bunch of people epic fail, then the engineer himself gets up there and shoots 6 for 6. I was a weenie and it took a few other people going before I would attempt. Andy figured out how to make the plane fly and his method helped me sink 7 for 7. I got to get that kid to a carnival. Birthday magic might be at the race, we also have LeMans so we’ll see what he feels like.

Mikey Likes It – Let’s not wonder why Mikey is perusing a woman’s mag, but get right to Woman’s Day Why Does My Body Do That?Learn the common causes behind your body’s little quirks.
Here’s a good one – Tummy Rumbles: As food, liquid and gas move through your digestive tract, your stomach muscles and intestines contract and cause rumbling noises—borborygmi is the scientific name. Everyone’s stomach makes noise during digestion, but if you have extra-loud rumbles, a teaspoon of olive oil or a cup of herbal tea with lemon may help ease them, says Dr. Plasker.

Can this myth be taken a step further - Why the f does my stomach sound like the soundstage for Jurassic Park when I am in a very important meeting or by a hot guy?

Are you sitting down kids? I have some pretty important breaking news. The snozberries aren’t snozberries. Crunchberries are not real.

On May 21, a judge of the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of California dismissed a complaint filed by a woman who said she had purchased "Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries" because she believed "crunchberries" were real fruit. 

Someone better tell this chick to quick to lay off of me Lucky Charms. Those marshmallows are magic!